Top Ten-ish List of Things to Do to Celebrate Papa John's Birthday.

16. Passing five cars on Logan Canyon's dugway while steering the UteLiner with your knees as you pour more lemon juice in your Tab. Actually, I exaggerate a tad. Most of the time it was just one knee. (From Bill)
15. Upon receiving your fortune cookie, open it and with great fanfare announce "Help! I'm being held prisoner in a Chinese fortune cookie factory." (From Bill)
14. Identify men with bad toupees. (Watching the Motab is a good place to start.)
13. Write everything in balloon letters.
12. Visit a widow.
11. Make a generous donation to USU or the U of U - but not BYU.
10. Take a series of Kodachrome slides on a single topic. Some suggestions are Russian architecture, Norwegian doorways, and of course, skiing.
 9. Go skiing!
 8. Watch Lawrence Welk or the new Lawrence Welk, Dancing With the Stars.
 7. Run with arms down and one pocket full of keys and the other holding an overloaded coin purse.
 6. Plan ahead for Christmas to spoil your kids rotten.
 5. Ask the next member of the family you see, “What's the answer to the hard question?”
 4. Prune an over grown tree or bush to within an inch of its life.
 3. If you are in Sacrament meeting, you know what to do; two hymnals on left knee, left elbow on hymnals with head in left hand, rest eyes.
 2. Open a cafe which specializes in curry, banana bread and cheese, BLTs, bread and milk, and Tab
 1. Be the best husband/father/grandfather/in-law etc. as possible.